Phew, The Girl didn’t fall through the pile of rusty metal and rotting wood! Apparently she decided to tempt fate by clambering out to the edge of another waterfall. And what’s more, she brought Little Turtle out there with her! Great. Just great. But why is she telling him not to look right?

Little Turtle thinks The Girl’s weird habit is very disconcerting. If you’ve never been out taking photos with her near a body of water, you have not yet experienced her propensity for jumping, balancing, scrambling, and otherwise making her way across water to take improbable photos. She seems to think she is a goat. This photo from the north fork of the Santiam River in Oregon may look like it was taken from the bank. It was not. Tune in tomorrow for more context!