(dramatic voice)

Starvation Creek State Park is a state park located west of Hood River, Oregon in the Columbia River Gorge. It was named Starvation Creek because a train was stopped there by snow drifts and passengers had to dig the train out.

…No one actually starved there.

{from the Wikipedia page on Starvation Creek State Park.}

Little Turtle is pretty sure this is the beginning of either a deliciously awful Syfy Channel original movie or a just-plain-awful History Channel special. Doesn’t it just look ominous? What kind of devil’s work is this? The sky is red! Little Turtle would like to leave now, please.