A rare photo of The Girl, courtesy of The Guy! The Guy’s family politely didn’t question Little Turtle’s presence at their Christmas dinner. (More likely they didn’t notice.) The Girl had turkey and The Guy ordered duck. The duck was much nicer than the turkey, but The Guy still graciously shared it in exchange for the ham that came with The Girl’s turkey. The Guy’s family was very patient with The Girl as she got mixed up about which hand was supposed to hold whose Christmas cracker – apparently you don’t just open your own – and she got the traditional paper crown, a bad joke to tell, and a tiny orange plastic comb.